The Pedantic Officer

What?

Power-tripping authority figure determined to make sure no monkeys deviate from the blueprint.

Who?

That cop who told you to go home when he caught you gazing at the moon at 3AM.

When?

Just when it kicks in.

How?

Tasers, pepper-spray, and the bag of P he confiscated last night.

Where?

Making minorities and free spirits uneasy on the streets across the globe.

Why?

The myriad possible expressions of monkey nature are far too complex and diverse to be accommodated individually. By blindly following a rigid set of rules, stereotypes, and beliefs, an Officer doesn't need to waste time developing the capacity for critical thought.