A cop confiscated my board when I was about sixteen after I plowed into the side of his mufti car.
He checked his car for wounds, then told me I would have to pay to get my board back from the council.
I asked him how much it would cost.
'Probably more than a brand new one,' he sneered.
'How much?'
'Close to thirty bucks I'd say.'
Since we were both going that way, he gave me a ride to the council.
He handed my board to a lady behind a desk, who sold it back to me for close to thirty bucks, and I went skating.
It was awkward and we didn't have a second date.
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